The cynics wife theory

Surely if I want to do good things I can find support in my community? Maybe keep a hospital open or save some green belt land? If I try I can get people to come out to support me?
But If I want to do bad things like say polute the environment by building another runway or destroy some green belt by building a huge supermarket? Maybe buy a few more bombs? Well its going to be hard to get people out on the streets then and as a result hard to do bad things.
I still need influence though and because theres few of them they will have to be powerful decision makers.
The best influence to have is of course political. They make the decisions and send in the bulldozers after the so called enquiry has confirmed its a bad thing I want to do. They can even sign the cheques to help me buy the bombs. So the best way to get influence is to buy it and go to the right dinners and meet the right people. Therefore I become a political donor in order to build, polute or deprive in whatever form I choose. This is relatively easy with a party system of politics because they are a team and stick together from the top down.

Hence the Cynics Wife law of politics says that

"The party system by its nature demands that we have leades who work against our wishes"

DO NOT VOTE!

Wednesday 12 March 2008

The Cynics Wife Theory of Politics

The power of people comes in huge upsurges of condemnation, aggression and appeasement. The political world is upside down and self centred and in general the people have very little part to play in the running of their affairs. So should we wish to build a hospital or show compassion for one of our citizens then these things can be achieved through struggle, unrest and often violence. The riots in Manchester and Liverpool being a case in point where the peoples unrest resulted in violence which resulted in appeasement in the shape of regeneration schemes set to keep them all occupied for years to come. A tiny investment of £60 million pounds, a drop in the ocean. Order restored for the cost of a couple of harrier jump jets and a handful of missiles. Just so that our political system can maintain the status quo and let good people do good things.

So lets say you are very, very wealthy and you would like to get even wealthier by doing things that are not very nice. Lets say you want to build a superstore on a beauty spot or expand an airport polluting the Sky's. What if you could make even more billions of pounds by selling harmless or harmfull drugs to the citizens. Maybe you want to make money proving they work in the first place through flawed evidence. Well thats all well and good but your fellow man is not going to be rioting in the street to support you are they. Your on your own... Unless. nah. Unless you could buy some friends. Not normal friends but big friends, like powerful political friends. Ah the answer. Party politics yes you could give some of your millions to them in numerous ways. Thats it.



Thats the Cynics Wife Theory of politics. Hence our political system dictates that "We are bound to have a government which works against the wishes of the majority"

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